My dreamt CV of my "near future"  - as at 37 years of age .... 

Name: Farmlady

Current occupation: retired and living happily (well off)

Age: Physically status : 25; mental status: 12

Health condition : good with (1) extremely good apetitite; (2) great sensory function, esp tongue (tasting), (3) able to fall asleep within 3 minutes (4)  with minor hearing problem (cannot hear voices from politicians, nasty people and mean people);  and minor sight impairment (cannot see politicians, nasty people and mean people)

Working experience:

before 42 - nothing special to mention - all office, boring work

2 years -  travelling around the world

2 years -  teaching 3rd world children personal hygiene and literacy

2 years  - reading books

2 years - cooking for hubby, family and friends

2 years - meeting old and new friends

2 years - promoting environmental protection and conservation

marital status: happily married

Skills:  cooking - can make superb Cantonese, Sichuan, Hangzhou dishes and dessert;  can make friends with any kind person; good at detecting and avoiding mean and nasty people; proficient in making jokes and in making people happy; sensitive to others' need; extremely good listener and a good companion; more reliable than a Labrodor Retriver, 善於講廢話人開心 

Current Leisure: cooking, napping, listening to music, watching tv, reading books, hiking, gardening, keeping pets, travelling

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